In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), and most
people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from
you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum
Ahead (PSA),Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.When you fall sick
and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,
and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH) Mortuary.
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads..
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT), or get
squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS ).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even
the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing
To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!
15 facts about me
Im a short girl.
Im a netball player. Love netball!
I love My Loves one!
I have been dragging myself up to go to school.
I can't survive without internet & of cos .My Phone
I love Black, white, orang and red!
I loves wearing shorts.
I love Gummy bear & milk.
I hate my family sometimes!
I have only been to Thailand!
I used to smoke for fun!
I hate to study!
I love swimming & other exercise.
I Love plants & grass.
Im scared of scary thing practically all Not all.
TEN ARE YOUS :
Are you single ? Yes.
Are you happy ? not really.
Are you bored ? Kind Of.
Are you fair ? Maybe.
Are you Italian ? Nope, im a Singaporean!
Are you honest ? Quite?!
Are you nice ? If you are nice to me i will be extra nice to you too!
Are you irish ? Nope
Are you asian ? Yes
TEN FACTS :
Full name : April Tan XXX XXXXX
Nicknames : April Tan! Gay kwang!
Birthplace : Singapore.
Hair color : Black
Natural hairstyle : Wavy hair?
Birthday : 27th April 1995
Mood : Tired after lesson.
Favourite color : Black white & brown
One place you would like to visit : Japan
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE :
Have you been in love ? yeah.
Do you believe in love at first sight ? Maybe No,
Do you currently have a crush ? Nope.
Have you ever broken anyone 's heart ? Nope.
Have you ever been hurt emotionally ? Nope.
Ever had your heart brokened and when ? yes. 2009.
Have you ever liked anyone but is afraid of telling him/her? Maybe.
Are you afraid of commitment ? No.
Who was the last person you hugged ? My Mummy
Who was the last person you said i love you too ? NONE.
TEN THIS OR THAT :
Love or lust ? Love
Hard liquor or beer ? Beer
Cats or dogs ? Dogs
A few best friends or any regular friends ? A few best friends
Creamy or crunchy ? Crunchy
Wild night out or romantic night ?Wild night Out.
Money or happiness ? Both!? Without any, life will be boring! But happiness is more important?
Night or day ? Night
IM or phone ? Phone.
TEN HAVE YOU EVERS :
Been caught sneaking out ? Yes,
Seen a polar bear ? Yes,
Done something you regret? Yes
Bungee jumped ? Nope! never!
Eaten food that fell on th floor ? No,
Finished an entire jaw breaker ? Err, what?
Been caught naked ? Nope.
Wanted an ex gf/bf back ? No.
Cried because you lost a pet ? No,
Wanted to disappear ? Yes, if possible as & when i like!
TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER :
Smile or eyes ? Smile.
Light or dark hair ? Dark but a natural hair color!
Hugs or kisses ? Hugs.
Shorter or taller ? Taller.
Intelligence or attraction ? Intelligence
Topman or zara ? Topman
Funny or serious ? Funny / both..
Older or younger ? Older
Outgoing or quiet ? Average
Sweet or bad ? Sweet but at certain times?
TEN HAVE YOUS :
Ever performed infront of a large crowd ? Yes
Ever talked on a phone longer than an hour ? Yes
Ever tried walking on your hands ? Yes,
Ever been to a rock concert ? Yes! Rock out the world!
Ever been on a cheerleading team ? No
Ever been on a dance team ? No, im too clumsy to dance.
Ever been on a sports team ? Yes! i love sport.
Ever been in a drama play/production ? No.
Ever owned a BMW ,Mercedes Benz ,Escalade or Bentley? No, im not that rich!
Ever been in rape video ? OMFG, no of course!
TEN LASTS :
Last phone call you made ? Wei Ling.
Last person you hugged ? My Mummy.
Last person you hung out with ? Hui si, Wei Ling & Gwend
Last time you worked ? Today
Last person you IM-ed to ? donno.
Last person you texted to ? gwend
Last person(s) you went to movies with ? Long time ago.
Last person/thing you missed ? No one.
Last website visited ? Youtube & my blog
